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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

At least life has music.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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