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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!
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Cheers to aging gracefully—or at least pretending we do after a good glass! 🥃😄 #BourbonTherapy
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
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Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! ⚔️📺😂
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
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Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket
At least life has music.
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When life gives you lemons, just make a playlist and dance it off! 🎵🍋🕺
Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.
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At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! 🎅💔😅