Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.