I canβt watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! πΈπ π Related funny posts π€ Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.