The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why does aspirin always take the scenic route to my stomach first? š§š¤š Related Funny Quotes š¤ I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption. If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there? Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine. Iām glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks. Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.