The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.