32 funny stomach quotes - Wordgag

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

May 29, 2026

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

May 29, 2026

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

May 28, 2026

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

May 28, 2026

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

May 28, 2026

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

May 28, 2026

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

May 27, 2026

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

May 27, 2026

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

May 26, 2026

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

May 26, 2026

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

May 25, 2026

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

May 25, 2026

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

May 25, 2026

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

May 25, 2026

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

May 24, 2026

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

May 23, 2026

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

May 23, 2026

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

May 23, 2026

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

May 23, 2026

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

May 22, 2026

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

May 22, 2026

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

May 22, 2026

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

May 22, 2026

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

May 21, 2026

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

May 21, 2026

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

May 21, 2026

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

May 21, 2026

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

May 20, 2026

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

May 19, 2026

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

May 19, 2026

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

May 19, 2026

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Apr 2, 2026