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When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
32 Funny stomach quotes
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
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Maybe that's why butterflies always seem so fluttery—it’s the humans giving them jitters! 🦋😆❤️
My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”
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When your stomach decides to be the lead singer in the "Hunger Symphony"! 🎤📞🍽️
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?
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Why does aspirin always take the scenic route to my stomach first? 🧭🤔💊
If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?
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Sounds like my leggings have graduated to "almost-jeans" status 😂🤷♀️ #LeggingLogic
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.
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Brain's out of snacks again! 🍿🤔 Guess it's time to restock on wisdom! 📚😅