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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
224 Funny question quotes
That moment in between Netflix episodes, where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life.
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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Into the witness protection program for words ✏️🔍😅
Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.
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Navigating dinner plans in marriage: the ultimate test of patience and menu negotiation skills 🍽️🧐💑
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?
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"Of course not, Dre just forgot to text me back! 🎤🕶️😂"
Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.
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Arguing with Grok: the new extreme sport for when you can't find Wi-Fi in the deep woods. 🤔🦖💬
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?
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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆