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Sounds like one mosquito is about to learn the true meaning of "buzzed driving" 🍸🦟🚫
226 Funny question quotes
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?
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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
Why do people with a cough go to the movies instead of to the doctor?
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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
That moment in between Netflix episodes, where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life.
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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Into the witness protection program for words ✏️🔍😅
Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.
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Navigating dinner plans in marriage: the ultimate test of patience and menu negotiation skills 🍽️🧐💑
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?
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"Of course not, Dre just forgot to text me back! 🎤🕶️😂"
Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.
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Arguing with Grok: the new extreme sport for when you can't find Wi-Fi in the deep woods. 🤔🦖💬