Commentary:
Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
17 Funny medicine quotes
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.
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Looks like we need a new 12-step program for worldviews! 🧠🚑 #PropagandaProblems
The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?
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Why does aspirin always take the scenic route to my stomach first? 🧭🤔💊
I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.
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Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.
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When your spa day turns into a sports injury treatment! 🏃♂️💆♀️🤣
Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
Commentary:
"Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"
If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.
Commentary:
"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"
I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
Commentary:
"Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"
Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
Commentary:
"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.
Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"