My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.
