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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
145 Funny diet quotes
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
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When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead 🍋➡️🥤🔫😅
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.
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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
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Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
December calories don’t count. That’s the law.
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Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! 🍰🎉👮♂️