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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I need money, not feelings.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.