44 Funny fat quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

  Commentary:
  If only those energy vampires could multitask, I'd have a six-pack by now! 😂🧛‍♀️💪

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

  Commentary:
  "Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

  Commentary:
  "Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters

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