Commentary:
It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it's clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!
Asking the real hard-hitting questions, aren’t we? 😂 Next time on Capitol Hill, “How to tame the poppy and sesame seeds that have gone rogue on our everything bagels”! 🥯🇺🇸