My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy knight in shining armor comes in liquid form. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok. Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker. If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.