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This is how I confidently tell my friends about *The Coldplay* and *The Imagine Dragons* 🎸🎤😂
742 Funny love quotes
I love when someone says, “This is gonna sound weird,” because finally we’re getting somewhere.
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Finally, we're on the express train to Weirdsville! 🚂😆✨
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
Commentary:
Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
Quitting my job to pursue my real passion. Kissing my cat on the top of its head.
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Taking "pawsitive reinforcement" to a whole new level of career goals 🐾😽
I wouldn’t know if the stripper loves me. I’ve never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Lidl or Aldi.
Commentary:
Looks like you're more into discount deals than dollar bills! 🛒💰😂
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in air conditioning at first blast.
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CC: Air conditioning just asked me out, and I said yes 🥶❤️🌬️
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
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I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
Commentary:
"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
I love googling the definition of a word and seeing that I used it correctly.
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Brain cells for the win! 🧠🎉 #SmartCookie
I love music so much, I wish I was a song.
Commentary:
"If I were a song, I'd be the one stuck in your head all day! 🎵😄"