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Sounds like one mosquito is about to learn the true meaning of "buzzed driving" 🍸🦟🚫
161 Funny drink quotes
Did they invent “cold foam” because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream?
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Whipped cream got a rebrand, and now it's living that fancy cold foam life 😂☕✨
You don’t drink tap water but use it to make ice?
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When you trust your freezer more than your faucet! 😂🚰❄️
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
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When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.
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Iced coffee: the self-care elixir that keeps me hydrated and hyper-caffeinated! ☕️💧😄
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
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Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄
Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.
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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting! 🛋️🥃😄
Every girl should have a balcony to drink and tan on.
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Sounds like a statement from the "Bachelor's Degree in Chilling" handbook!
Drink your coffee. Read your books. It’s chaos out there.
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With coffee and books, I'm ready to battle the chaos—or at least hide from it!
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦