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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Commentary:
"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, cactus, curiosity, humor, irony, know, nature, pain, sharp, stop, touch on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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