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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Going viral on Threads:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Live now on WhatsApp:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Just shared via Pinterest:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Live now on Threads:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Just landed via Instagram:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

6 months ago

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Oh, ads – the ultimate chatty neighbor 🗣️ Be it when you're rushing out the door or just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet, they always seem to pop up with their unsolicited conversations! 🏡🙄 Just when you thought you had an escape plan, there they are again, ready to talk your ear off about the latest deals and products. 😂🤦‍♂️ Don't you just love their impeccable timing?

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Trending via YouTube:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Making waves on Telegram:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Breaking via Instagram:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Reported on Reddit:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Going viral on X:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Reported on Snapchat:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Just shared via Discord:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Trending via Facebook:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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