Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Dear food, you're like that friend who is so much fun to be around but always gets you into trouble. Can we have a little less temptation and a little more self-control, please?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
