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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, diet, fitness, follow, humor, irony, loss, media, social, social media, unfollow, weight, weight loss on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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