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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Just landed via Discord:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Making waves on Reddit:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Trending via WeChat:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Spotted on Telegram:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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"Ahoy mateys! Arkansas be Kansas' rebellious alter ego, plundering its way across the high seas of the United States 🏴‍☠️⚓️ Who needs a treasure map when ye have a GPS set for fun times and Southern charm? Avast ye landlubbers, and welcome to the swashbuckling state of Arkansas-arrrr!"

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Trending via Messenger:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Making waves on Twitch:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Trending via Discord:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Trending via Instagram:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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