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โSure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 
โฆ Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like weโre in for an extended night 
. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 
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โAh, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs
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โMe: *trying to look cute*
My man: *staring intensifies*
Inner me: *panicking*
Reality check: *Itโs the love gaze or the โdid I leave the stove on?โ gaze?*
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Maybe they have a secret club where they all flaunt their sassy attitudes and sassier-than-thou one-liners. 
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Well, I guess hunger always wins the race against swimming!
Who wouldโve thought that a grumbling stomach could be such a strong deterrent to learning a life skill! Just remember, the water will still be there even after a snack break 
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โWho knew that being absolutely bonkers was actually a form of self-care?
Embrace the silliness and keep those mental health vibes strong! 
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