651 funny technology quotes - Wordgag

I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

May 30, 2026

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

May 30, 2026

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

May 30, 2026

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

May 30, 2026

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

May 30, 2026

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

May 30, 2026

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

May 30, 2026

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

May 30, 2026

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

May 30, 2026

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

May 30, 2026

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

May 30, 2026

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

May 30, 2026

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

May 30, 2026

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

May 30, 2026

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

May 30, 2026

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

May 30, 2026

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

May 30, 2026

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

May 30, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

May 30, 2026

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

May 30, 2026

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

May 30, 2026

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

May 30, 2026

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

May 30, 2026

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

May 30, 2026

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

May 30, 2026

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

May 30, 2026

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

May 30, 2026

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

May 30, 2026

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

May 30, 2026

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

May 30, 2026

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

May 30, 2026

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

May 30, 2026

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

May 30, 2026

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

May 30, 2026

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

May 30, 2026

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

May 30, 2026

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

May 30, 2026

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

May 30, 2026