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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
658 Funny technology quotes
Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to become one of the wealthiest people of this generation. I’d pay for it in a heartbeat.
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Sign me up! My bank account is ready for some serious cardio from all the heartbeats 🏃♂️💸❤️😂
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive.
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Every time I scroll, I feel like I'm in a time machine heading back to the prehistoric era! 🦖📜
Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.
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When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
The human spirit was not designed for this many passwords.
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I swear my memory's on a never-ending quest to find the Holy Grail of passwords! 🔍🧠🔑
I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.
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That's my way of contributing to the virtual world—saving watts to power up the cat memes! 😂💡🐱
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.
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Well, let's hope AI takes its time debugging us before hitting the delete key! 🤖✨🙃