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  • At what age do I delete Snapchat?

    Commentary:
    “When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you’re not a boomer! 😆📱🧓”

  • “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

    Commentary:
    “Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself”

  • She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

    Commentary:
    “Quick, someone call Ripley’s Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱”

  • I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

    Commentary:
    “When my phone rings, I panic like it’s a fire drill… aren’t phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅‍♂️😂”

  • Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

    Commentary:
    “Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious”

  • I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like it’s not just Bieber who’s sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper”

  • Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the modern dream: strong Wi-Fi and silent snacks! 🏠📶🤫🍿”

  • I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

    Commentary:
    “Grandma’s texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳”

  • I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

    Commentary:
    “BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it’s my ex. 📵🙈😂”

  • I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

    Commentary:
    “Just trying to see if I’m a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂”

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