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  • There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

    Commentary:
    “Forget the popcorn 🍿, I’ve got the receipts! 📸😂”

  • Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

    Commentary:
    “Only time I’m more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂”

  • “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

    Commentary:
    “Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself”

  • AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂”

  • “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

    Commentary:
    Haha, now that’s what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

  • The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

    Commentary:
    “When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂”

  • People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

    Commentary:
    “Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition”

  • God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

    Commentary:
    “When Cupid’s on vacation, let’s hope the lottery isn’t! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB”

  • I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

    Commentary:
    “When my phone rings, I panic like it’s a fire drill… aren’t phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅‍♂️😂”

  • I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

    Commentary:
    “Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱”

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