All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAll pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”. Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.