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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

51 shares on Slack this month:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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