17 funny strong quotes - Wordgag

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

May 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

May 20, 2026

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

May 20, 2026

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

May 20, 2026

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

May 19, 2026

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Apr 1, 2026

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Mar 31, 2026

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Mar 29, 2026

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Mar 28, 2026

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Mar 28, 2026

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Mar 28, 2026

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Mar 27, 2026

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Mar 26, 2026

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Mar 26, 2026

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Mar 25, 2026

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Mar 25, 2026