Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
  • The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.
  • Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
  • Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.
  • Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.