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43 Funny follow quotes

Funny follow quotes 🤪 are your ticket to a hilarious journey through the world of social media! 🚀 Whether you’re looking to tickle your timeline or give your followers a reason to giggle, these witty gems 💎 will have everyone laughing out loud 😂. Perfect for brightening up your feed, these quips promise to keep the good vibes rolling! 🌟 So, get ready to dive into a collection of chuckles and LOLs that are sure to make your day brighter! 😄

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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