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"Ah, the family reunions just got a whole lot spookier! 😱👻 Time to unearth those chilling tales and become the ultimate legend of the family tree… or should I say, family 'haunting'! 👹🌳"

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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2 months ago

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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2 months ago

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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2 months ago

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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2 months ago

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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2 months ago

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

71 shares on Threads this month:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Just landed via Discord:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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