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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.