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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Live now on TikTok:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Going viral on X:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Netflix & by yourself.

Just landed via YouTube:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Making waves on Facebook:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Just shared via Reddit:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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83 shares on WeChat this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

97 shares on Threads this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Just shared via Instagram:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Just shared via Telegram:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Trending via Messenger:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Just shared via YouTube:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Seen just now on X:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Trending via WeChat:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Going viral on Messenger:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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