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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Trending via Discord:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Going viral on YouTube:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Humorous warning text about boredom with a playful, mischievous vibe.

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"Uh-oh, boredom alert! 🚨 Things are about to go from zero to chaotic real quick! 🤪💥 Brace yourselves, folks! 😂"

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Hang in there, it gets worse.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Trending via YouTube:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Shared recently on Discord:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Trending via Instagram:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Going viral on Facebook:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Making waves on Twitch:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Going bananas on YouTube:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Going viral on Instagram:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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