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2 weeks ago
Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Commentary:
"Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Commentary:
"Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"
1 month ago
Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"
2 months ago
Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Commentary:
Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐
3 months ago
Share →: If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "it's fine" – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it's fine, it's probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution
4 months ago
Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"
4 months ago
Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Commentary:
🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Commentary:
"Warning: My rage PTO balance is fully loaded and ready for redemption 😂🔥 Better not push your luck, I'm not afraid to cash in on it! 💼💥 #HandleWithCare"