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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
58 Funny warning quotes
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.
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Guess I'm just trying to reach 'full charge' like my phone, but instead I’m vibrating more than it ever does! ☕🔋😅
People should come with warning labels.
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Caution: May cause uncontrollable laughter or unexpected eye rolls 😂🚫🙄
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
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Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.
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When I get upset, I unleash my inner evil genius—complete with evil laughs and a dramatic cape swirl! 👿🦹♂️💥
Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.
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Peel the chair like a banana when no one's watching! 🍌👀✨
Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?
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Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! 😅🔮🕯️
I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.
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Santa's got the naughty list and he's not afraid to use it! 🎅⚖️🙈
“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.
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Ah, the dishwasher initiation rite! May you emerge stronger and only slightly more water-resistant! 🚿😂🔄
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨