19 funny mischief quotes - Wordgag

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

May 30, 2026

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

May 30, 2026

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

May 29, 2026

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

May 27, 2026

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

May 27, 2026

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

May 27, 2026

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

May 26, 2026

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

May 25, 2026

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

May 25, 2026

God saw you do that.

May 25, 2026

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

May 25, 2026

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

May 24, 2026

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

May 23, 2026

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

May 23, 2026

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

May 23, 2026

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

May 23, 2026

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

May 21, 2026

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

May 20, 2026

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

May 20, 2026