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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
19 Funny mischief quotes
I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.
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Trading chaos for cozy vibes is my new favorite rebellion plan! 😴😈✨
You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.
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Trying to get coal for an avant-garde stocking stuffer, huh? 🎅🧦🤨
Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.
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Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸♂️
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.
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😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.
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"Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."
God saw you do that.
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"Oh, oh! Even God had to hit the rewind button on that one! 👀🙈🤭 #CaughtInTheAct #DivineIntervention"