Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child. Funny Quotes September 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBoy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.