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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
105 Funny child quotes
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?
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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.
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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.
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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze! 🤧👶🎉
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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Sounds like toddlers have mastered time management and chaos creation all at once! 😅🍼💥
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱