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Sounds like that kid's gonna drop their debut album, "Greatest Hits: Back of the Seat Edition" 🎶🥁😂
111 Funny child quotes
Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.
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Sounds like a full-time job with no paid vacation 😂👶❤️
Telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child Santa doesn’t exist.
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When you break the news that AI made the video, it's like watching their belief in magic evaporate right before your eyes 🎅🤖✨
The fact that nobody names their kids Achilles, Menelaus, Agamemnon, or Odysseus these days, but here are tons of Hectors around, says a lot.
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Guess all those brave parents took an arrow to the naming knee! 🏹😂
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
If a child draws a picture of you, it’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman.
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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?
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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨