38 funny boy quotes - Wordgag

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

May 30, 2026

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

May 30, 2026

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

May 29, 2026

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

May 29, 2026

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

May 28, 2026

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

May 28, 2026

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

May 28, 2026

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

May 28, 2026

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

May 27, 2026

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

May 27, 2026

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

May 27, 2026

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

May 26, 2026

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

May 26, 2026

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

May 25, 2026

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

May 25, 2026

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

May 24, 2026

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

May 24, 2026

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

May 24, 2026

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

May 24, 2026

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

May 23, 2026

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

May 23, 2026

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

May 23, 2026

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

May 23, 2026

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

May 23, 2026

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

May 23, 2026

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

May 23, 2026

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

May 22, 2026

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

May 22, 2026

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

May 22, 2026

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

May 22, 2026

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

May 21, 2026

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

May 21, 2026

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

May 21, 2026

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

May 20, 2026

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

May 19, 2026

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

May 19, 2026

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

May 19, 2026

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

May 19, 2026