But that was my emotional support daylight.

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Commentary:
“Oh, so sorry to hear that the sun can no longer offer emotional assistance. Guess it’s time to seek comfort in the glow of the moon 🌙 and the embrace of some cozy evening starlight ✨. Don’t worry, even the sun needs a break sometimes! ☀️😂”

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