57 funny support quotes - Wordgag

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

May 19, 2026

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

May 6, 2026

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

Apr 1, 2026

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Apr 1, 2026

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Apr 1, 2026

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Mar 31, 2026

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Mar 31, 2026

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Mar 31, 2026

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Mar 31, 2026

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Mar 30, 2026

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Mar 30, 2026

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Mar 30, 2026

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Mar 30, 2026

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Mar 30, 2026

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Mar 30, 2026

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Mar 30, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Mar 30, 2026

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Mar 30, 2026

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Mar 30, 2026

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Mar 29, 2026

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Mar 29, 2026

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Mar 29, 2026

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Mar 29, 2026

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Mar 29, 2026

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Mar 29, 2026

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Mar 29, 2026

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Mar 29, 2026

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Mar 28, 2026

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Mar 28, 2026

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Mar 28, 2026

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Mar 28, 2026

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Mar 28, 2026

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Mar 28, 2026

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Mar 28, 2026

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Mar 28, 2026

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Mar 27, 2026

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Mar 27, 2026

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Mar 26, 2026

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Mar 26, 2026