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When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂
74 Funny emotional quotes
For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.
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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.
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Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! 🔥💍😆
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
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Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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When you’re the master of the "I got this" illusion but secretly starring in a soap opera 🍿🤦♂️😂