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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is mostly dead inside, but hey, at least they still have some feeling in their legs! 🤣💀 #HalfwayThere"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dead, existential, humor, inside, only, sarcasm, waist, worry on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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