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Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦
55 Funny dead quotes
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.
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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
I’m so glad programming is dead. I can finally program whatever I want.
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Ah, now I can finally debug the meaning of life!
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
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When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.
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Selective hearing level: expert 🦸♂️👂🎯
Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.
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Why ride the emotional rollercoaster when you can take a horse to Heartbreak Hotel? 🐴💔
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.
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Looks like your phone and those ads are now in a committed relationship! 📱❤️🎯
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴