28 Funny absolutely quotes — Wordgag ツ

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

2 days ago2 days ago

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

2 days ago1 day ago

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

1 month ago1 month ago

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

2 months ago2 months ago

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

2 months ago2 months ago

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

2 months ago2 months ago

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

2 months ago2 months ago

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

2 months ago2 months ago

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

2 months ago2 months ago

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

2 months ago2 months ago