I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Being a deluxe buffet for mosquitoes wasn't my career plan π½οΈπ¦π Related funny posts π€ How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent? Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this. Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins. My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell. At my size, Iβd be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.