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Humorous quote about feeling tasty and mosquitoes' obsession with it.

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Being a deluxe buffet for mosquitoes wasn't my career plan 🍽️🦟🙄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absolutely, am, annoyance, bite, delicious, hate, humor, i, insect, know, mosquito on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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