Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! πΎπ€π€£" Related funny posts π€ Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment? Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.