Funny active quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I have the bruises of a much more active person.

  Commentary:
  "Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

  Commentary:
  🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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