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Funny active quotes bring a burst of energy and laughter to your day! πŸ’₯ Whether you’re hitting the gym, going for a run, or just moving around, these witty words will keep you motivated and smiling πŸ˜„. Ready to turn sweat into smiles? Let’s dive into some playful vibes that make staying active feel like a hilarious adventure πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸŽ‰!

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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