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Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Trending via Snapchat:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Making waves on Instagram:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Making waves on Facebook:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Breaking via X:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Breaking via Telegram:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Reported on WeChat:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Trending via Slack:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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