“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" ππΏπΊ Related funny posts π€ Canβt. Iβm busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am. That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers. Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good. βLmaoβ has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin βroflβ has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate. Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.