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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.