I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Actively avoiding stress, one nap at a time! π΄βοΈ Related funny posts π€ My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. Iβm not actively avoiding you. I donβt actively do anything. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.