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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.
When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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3 months ago
Share →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Commentary:
"Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? 💪🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! 🛠️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Commentary:
"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
3 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Commentary:
"Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"
3 months ago
Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Commentary:
"Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"
3 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
3 months ago
Share →: Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Commentary:
Looks like somone's got that "sexy back" on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop
3 months ago
Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Commentary:
"Oh, the cruel reality of unrequited love in the workplace! 💔 Your job might not send you roses or write you love letters, but hey, at least it pays the bills, right? 🌹💼 #LoveHateRelationship"
3 months ago
Share →: I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Commentary:
"Retreating in the face of a solid meme defense – the ultimate sign of surrender in the modern world! 🚀🤣 #MemesForTheWin"