Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.