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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ“ฑ #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, disappointment, everything, expectations, expensive, humor, i, illegal, likes, me, relationships, text, texting on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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