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  4 months ago

  View →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?
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  4 months ago

  View →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)
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  4 months ago

  View →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My recliner and I go way back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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