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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
360 Funny back quotes
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.
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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! 😌🛋️ #ProRelaxer
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.
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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂
You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?
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The only thing more satisfying than a clean room is reliving the magic with every grand re-entrance. 🧹✨🚪
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
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Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️