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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.
I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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4 months ago
Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Commentary:
"Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It's like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Commentary:
"Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"
5 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Commentary:
"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
5 months ago
Share →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the (back)breaking truth! 🙊💃 It seems like miracles happen when it's time for some romantic rendezvous, huh? Who knew that the power of love could heal all aches and pains! 🌟😂 Time to stock up on some romance for your chiropractic needs! 💖💆‍♂️ #LoveConquersBackPain